I am a Soldier of Culture

Monday 21 March 2011

Some musings

Apparently it will cost Nippon (Japan, for you uneducated racists) £235 billion to recover. I was seriously considering donating but what's the point? They've outpriced me. I could save my annual wage, liquidate all my assets, take those moneys and donate it to the cause and they would probably send a pack of ninja's to slice me up because my donation was so low it appeared derisory.

Read today that .xxx has been given to go-ahead to be used for adult websites. If it's possible, I'll try do it with this blog. That would be sweet. There is 110,000 pre-reservations for it though, so might be a while. Porn is apparently really popular on the internet. At school, in our leaving year, we did an 'Oscars' ceremony where the great and the good of the year receive prizes voted for by the pupil electorate. Yeppers, I won 'Most likely to become a Pornstar'. I look at that award everyday, whilst considering my options.xxx

If anyone has read Mary Shelley's novel 'Frankenstein': http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12737956

So the teddy bears, the Huns, the Glasgow Rangers beat the famous Celtic Athletic and Coy at the weekend in the least important tournament to ever be conceived of. A surprising result seeing as Celtic have a much better team. It just seems Rangers play with more passion than Celtic, which is a turnaround from recent years. I enjoy all the Old-Firm banter on both sides, but I can say that there are benefits to Rangers losing as it means their scummy, immoral fans stay behind council-flat doors.

"Friday" by Rebecca Black has had 29 million views, I did my bit. She owes me.

Which links nicely to the fact I have two 2500 word assignments for Friday. I haven't started them or read a page of the required texts. Thankfully I am prodigiously intelligent. And handsome. But poor. I blame my father.

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