I had a driving lesson once, only to be thrown out at a Clydebank Industrial Centre by a scumbag instructor who deemed me unfit to drive because I drove like it was MarioKart. In fairness, he was Possil rough and when he showed me a picture of his wife on his boat, I had to ask which was which. And of course I don't mean a good boat, it was cheap, second-hand and barely sea-worthy. Or was that his wife? Anyway I digress, you don't need a licence for this (IN MY MIND) because other cars automatically drive to the scrapheap at the sight of it. Perfect.
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