Chris Langham Loves Rebecca Black

I own an obsessive personality. I find something I like, I exhaust it for small-term gain, then I move on because I'm bored. People, food, music, anything. Only truly genuine quality can survive this vetting process. This includes programmes. My programme of the moment is "The Thick Of It", written and devised by Armando Ianucci. It seems only appropriate to mention that he and I are both distinguished OA's ( Alumni of the St. Aloysius' College ). There's two seasons, then the movie "In The Loop". All are of exceptional quality, with layered jokes so you can watch it over. Now before you think I'm vying for a job with the BBC ( I am ), the reason I am discussing this is Chris Langham.

If you don't know Chris, he was the main protagonist from the first season and is an exceptionally well-rounded, subtle and intelligent comic performer. He only lasted the first season, regrettably, because he was caught downloading images of child pornography. Yes, he is a registered nonce. So he was written out and never to darken television's door again. His excuse was that he himself had been abused and wanted a bit more of an insight. He won a BAFTA for best comedy performance, then went straight home, having left his computer on to download some illegal files, and immediately polished his trophy ( That's probably libellous ). I am not saying we should forgive him or not have a strong zero-tolerance policy toward paedophilia, but he was really funny. And the show hasn't been the same. Yes, I'm obsessed with "The Thick of It", and yes, I'm obsessed with the Rise and Fall of Chris Langham. I might write an amateur play with that title, I would play myself of course.


WHY DID YOU DO IT
CHRIS?








Christ, he looks like a paedophile in that picture. How did the authorities not spot this before?!

Rebecca Black is a thirteen-year old girl who released a viral YouTube video of one of the worst pieces of music ever created, called "Friday". The lyrics, her voice, her friends that can drive despite only being 13, have become a hit on the web. It's total horseshit. She has become popular and most likely a star, due to the whole world being IRONIC and buying into it because it's that SHIT. When we cannot come up with anything good and our generation just cannot get a fucking hard-on (we need creative viagra), let's just accept how impotent things are and all get behind something that is fucking awful. How did the entire world sychronize to accept this and not world peace or something? Her premise is false as she cannot get into a car with her friends as they are not of legal age (unless she's friends with Chris Langham) and, the lyrics are abominable. I have watched this video at least 5 times. You might think I am a hypocrit, which is an interesting point-of-view.

This however, as previously alluded to, is good news for Chris. As it's now seemingly acceptable to watch videos of young girls on the internet. Or are all paedophile's gay? Usually you hear they are into little boys. Never girls. Are all paedophile's gay? Could be a dissertation question of the fucking future. If Chris Langham is reading this maybe he can shed some light on this disgusting, offensive yet perplexing and legitimiate question.