Walt Disney was an anti-semite and he's fucked us up

The Little Mermaid and the Phallic Castle

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Can YOU feel the love tonight?

Apparently there is some subliminal messaging of some sort in almost every Disney film, with plenty of the usual Youtube conspiracy videos to back it up. You get the gist of it here though. And you wouldn't want to be researching children cartoon pornography, no, leave that to me.

Also other cartoons did it, this one particularly devastating:

Even Hey fucking Arnold, and you thought 'football head' was bad.

Cartoonists are perverts. They draw cartoons so that they can get closer to children and so children will like them. Then they turn children into sex-addicts by placing sexual imagery in the cartoons making them even easier prey than they were before.

Thank God for Catdog and the best cartoon intro theme ever. I know Catdog is pure. Nobody who's genius is spent on fusing a cat and a dog together with a country western intro has time for any of Walt or Nickelodeon's animated sex circus.

This is the laziest, worst entry to this blog yet.